January 11, 2007 12:08 AM CST

Sitting Around Bored

Hello everyone.  I am just a little tired today.  I worked today but not very much.  I went and bought my mom and grandma a new radio that they could connect to their XM Satellite Radio.  I found a little $50 "boom box" at Best Buy that had a red and white cable input and also a CD Player and regular radio.  I think that it will do nicely for what they want to do.

I did an ass load of laundry today.  It took me longer to carry the laundry down to the laundry mat than it did for me to actually do it.  What made it worse was the fact that it was cloths that I had left over from when i was sick last week.  While I was running a 104 degree fever I did a little sweating and my cloths really stunk.  By the way did I mention that I slept all the way through last Tuesday.  I was so sick that I fell asleep on my couch on Monday night and I did not wake up until Wednesday at about 1 or 2 in the morning.

I am thinking about buying a radio at Best Buy and patching a signal through my Podcast computer to the radio.  That way I can listen to a Podcast while I was in the shower.  It would be about $30 for a radio and about $20 to $30 for a FM Broadcaster.  That is a pretty cheep toy to play with.  However I would also like to save up money for the Monolith Project.  I will have to think about it.

That is really about all I can think about today.  I am also going to do a Photo Blog update so feel free to check it out.  I will write more in the future.

Related Links:

Best Buy

XM Radio

Monolith


January 9, 2007 11:06 PM CST

True Story About AOL

The following is an honest to goodness true story about AOL.  The other day at work I had a customer that came in who was having trouble connecting to her AOL account.  She told me that she had spoke to AOL Technical Support about the issue and they came to the conclusion that her modem had gone bad.  "No problem" I said "I can replace your modem with a brand new one in about 4.08 seconds."  I replaced her modem with a brand new one and quickly tested it out.  To my surprise her computer was suffering from the exact same problem as it was with the old modem.  "That is no big deal."  I thought "I can simply uninstall her AOL software and install it with new AOL software."  I did that and after configuring the new software I was shocked to find that she was still suffering from the same problem.

Now you must take into account that I currently hold a Bachelors Degree in Industrial Technology emphasis in Electronics.  I graduated from college with a 4.57 GPA and I never went out to parties because I love to do homework and learn.  In fact I spend about half of my day just sitting around learning as much as I can about as many different subjects as I can.

Anyway, back to my story.  I ran a few scans on the customers computer to find out if she had a virus or something that could be causing her problems.  I found out that her Operating System was running perfectly fine and that she in fact had no viruses.  I then told her to take the computer home and try it out with the new software and the new modem and just see what happens.  If it still does not work that she would need to contact AOL and go through the Technical support thing again but now with everything running fine.

I didn't hear from the customer for a day or two.  Then I received a very funny phone call.  It was the same customer.  She told me that she had contacted AOL and she was on the phone with them for well over 1.5 hours.  After running every quick fix, update, setting check, & modem query that they could AOL finally came up with an answer to her problem.  (brace yourself, you are going to be receiving the next line in quotes from AOL.)  AOL said "Geek Squad does not know how to install modems."

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME AOL!!!!! I have a Bachelors Degree, am A+ certified, hold two competency certificates from Vo-Tech, been elected (and re-elected) to the 3rd vice chair of my Alma Matter's Society of Manufacturing Engineers, been a President's Honor Roll member 5 times, fought on the front lines of the 2002 outbreak of the W32.Blaster.Worm, and have memorized every damn line from the movie "Pirates of Silicon Valley." I think I know how to install a GOD DAMN MODEM!

Let it be known from this day forth that I am bringing down the almightiest of Jihads upon the pathetic existence of AOL.  I will see to it that every man woman and child knows the very disgusting fact that AOL does not give a damn about its customers.  It is at this moment I am reminded of an old Klingon Proverb "Revenge is a dish best served cold."  I will own you AOL.  You do not know when, and you do not know how, but I will dance on your grave.

Related Links:

AOLSucks.com Domain Ownership Information

Google Search Results for "AOL Sucks"

Digg article about the existence of an "AOL Customer Retention Manual"


January 8, 2007 11:03 PM CST

Flippin #1, Clay #2, & Rebecca #13

Current Standing    Record    Name            Previous Standing    Streak

----------------    ------    ----            -----------------    ------

1st Place*          20-12     Flippin         1st Place*(tied)     1 Loss

2nd Place*          20-12     Clay            1st Place*(tied)     2 Losses

3rd Place           19-13     Agent Ryals     3rd Place(tied)      4 Losses

4th Place           19-13     Shane           3rd Place(tied)      1 Loss

5th Place           19-13     Rick            5th Place(tied)      5 Wins

6th Place           18-14     Richard         5th Place(tied)      3 Losses

7th Place           18-14     Paula           7th Place(tied)      1 Win

8th Place           17-15     Jenna           7th Place(tied)      1 Loss

9th Place           17-15     Jackie          7th Place(tied)      4 Losses

---.500 Line---

10th Place          15-17     Lora            10th Place(tied)     3 Losses

11th Place          15-17     Agent Hammer    10th Place(tied)     3 Losses

12th Place          14-18     Kelli           12th Place           1 Loss

13th Place*         10-22     Rebecca         13th Place*          8 Losses

Well that is it.  Congratulations to Flippin, Clay, & Rebecca for winning this years bowl games.  This is the first year that I finished below .500.  This is the final standings with all the tie breakers in place.  This year is a record year for the total number of tie breakers at 5.  I hope that everyone had fun and I hope to see you guys next year for Bryon Bowl Games 07-08.

Related Links:

Total Pot:  $13.00

First Place (80%):  $10.40

Second Place (10%):  $1.30

Thirteenth Place (10%):  $1.30


January 7, 2007 11:41 PM CST

For Tomorrow

Just for reference sake I have provided for you the picks and scores for tomorrow:

Clay picked         Ohio State and a total scoring game of 35 points

Flippin picked      Ohio State and a total scoring game of 48 points

Agent Ryals picked  Ohio State and a total scoring game of 57 points

Shane picked        Ohio State and a total scoring game of 48 points

Richard picked      Ohio State and a total scoring game of 42 points

Rick picked         Florida and a total scoring game of    41 points

Jackie picked       Ohio State and a total scoring game of 20 points

Jenna picked        Ohio State and a total scoring game of 52 points

Paula picked        Florida and a total scoring game of    28 points

Agent Hammer picked Ohio State and a total scoring game of 31 points

Lora picked         Ohio State and a total scoring game of 63 points

Kelli picked        Ohio State and a total scoring game of 56 points

Rebecca picked      Ohio State and a total scoring game of 65 points

I just wanted to get this information out there so that everyone could see it.  That is a total of 11 people for Ohio State and 2 people for Florida.  Good luck everyone tomorrow and GO OHIO STATE!

Related Links:

Total Pot:  $13.00

First Place (80%):  $10.40

Second Place (10%):  $1.30

Thirteenth Place (10%):  $1.30


January 7, 2007 10:21 PM CST

8 People On Loosing Streaks, 2 People On 4 Game Winning Streaks

Current Standing    Record    Name            Previous Standing    Streak

----------------    ------    ----            -----------------    ------

1st Place*(tied)    20-11     Clay            1st Place*(tied)     1 Loss

1st Place*(tied)    20-11     Flippin         3rd Place(tied)      4 Wins

3rd Place(tied)     19-12     Agent Ryals     1st Place*(tied)     3 Losses

3rd Place(tied)     19-12     Shane           3rd Place(tied)      1 Win

5th Place(tied)     18-13     Richard         3rd Place(tied)      2 Losses

5th Place(tied)     18-13     Rick            8th Place(tied)      4 Wins

7th Place(tied)     17-14     Jackie          6th Place(tied)      3 Losses

7th Place(tied)     17-14     Jenna           8th Place(tied)      1 Win

7th Place(tied)     17-14     Paula           6th Place(tied)      2 Losses

---.500 Line---

10th Place(tied)    15-16     Agent Hammer    10th Place(tied)     2 Losses

10th Place(tied)    15-16     Lora            10th Place(tied)     2 Losses

12th Place          14-17     Kelli           12th Place           1 Win

13th Place*         10-21     Rebecca         13th Place*          7 Losses

Related Links:

Total Pot:  $13.00

First Place (80%):  $10.40

Second Place (10%):  $1.30

Thirteenth Place (10%):  $1.30


January 4, 2007 4:11 PM CST

Notre Dame Looses

Current Standing    Record    Name            Previous Standing    Streak

----------------    ------    ----            -----------------    ------

1st Place*(tied)    19-10     Agent Ryals     1st Place*           1 Loss

1st Place*(tied)    19-10     Clay            2nd Place*(tied)     2 Wins

3rd Place(tied)     18-11     Flippin         4th Place(tied)      2 Wins

3rd Place(tied)     18-11     Richard         4th Place(tied)      2 Wins

3rd Place(tied)     18-11     Shane           2nd Place*(tied)     1 Loss

6th Place(tied)     17-12     Jackie          4th Place(tied)      1 Loss

6th Place(tied)     17-12     Paula           7th Place(tied)      2 Wins

8th Place(tied)     16-13     Jenna           7th Place(tied)      1 Loss

8th Place(tied)     16-13     Rick            9th Placed           2 Wins

10th Place(tied)    15-14     Agent Hammer    10th Place(tied)     2 Wins

10th Place(tied)    15-14     Lora            10th Place(tied)     2 Wins

---.500 Line---

12th Place          13-16     Kelli           12th Place           3 Losses

13th Place*         10-19     Rebecca         13th Place*          5 Losses

Related Links:

Total Pot:  $13.00

First Place (80%):  $10.40

Second Place (10%):  $1.30

Thirteenth Place (10%):  $1.30


January 2, 2007 11:04 PM CST

Good Game Today

Current Standing    Record    Name            Previous Standing    Streak

----------------    ------    ----            -----------------    ------

1st Place*          19-9      Agent Ryals     1st Place*           1 Win

2nd Place*(tied)    18-10     Clay            2nd Place*(tied)     1 Win

2nd Place*(tied)    18-10     Shane           2nd Place*(tied)     1 Win

4th Place(tied)     17-11     Flippin         4th Place(tied)      1 Win

4th Place(tied)     17-11     Jackie          4th Place(tied)      1 Win

4th Place(tied)     17-11     Richard         4th Place(tied)      1 Win

7th Place(tied)     16-12     Jenna           7th Place(tied)      1 Win

7th Place(tied)     16-12     Paula           7th Place(tied)      1 Win

9th Place           15-13     Rick            9th Placed           1 Win

10th Place(tied)    14-14     Agent Hammer    10th Place(tied)     1 Win

10th Place(tied)    14-14     Lora            10th Place(tied)     1 Win

---.500 Line---

12th Place          13-15     Kelli           10th Place(tied)     2 Losses

13th Place*         10-18     Rebecca         13th Place*          4 Losses

I really did not have a good day today.  I am still hung over from the OU game yesterday.  I can't believe that they lost that.  I am still just a little sick from the crud that I am still trying to get over.  Good news is that I finally got my new case hooked up today.  I will take a picture for later postings.  It is a solid black case and everything runs very cool in it.  It is much better than the old case I had.  That is about it for today.  I will write more later.

Related Links:

Total Pot:  $13.00

First Place (80%):  $10.40

Second Place (10%):  $1.30

Thirteenth Place (10%):  $1.30


January 1, 2007 11:58 PM CST

DAMN!

Current Standing    Record    Name            Previous Standing    Streak

----------------    ------    ----            -----------------    ------

1st Place*          18-9      Agent Ryals     1st Place*           2 Losses

2nd Place*(tied)    17-10     Clay            2nd Place*           2 Losses

2nd Place*(tied)    17-10     Shane           3rd Place            2 Losses

4th Place(tied)     16-11     Flippin         4th Place(tied)      1 Loss

4th Place(tied)     16-11     Jackie          4th Place(tied)      2 Losses

4th Place(tied)     16-11     Richard         4th Place(tied)      1 Loss

7th Place(tied)     15-12     Jenna           4th Place(tied)      2 Losses

7th Place(tied)     15-12     Paula           4th Place(tied)      2 Losses

9th Place           14-13     Rick            10th Placed          1 Loss

---.500 Line---

10th Place(tied)    13-14     Agent Hammer    9th Place            2 Losses

10th Place(tied)    13-14     Kelli           11th Place(tied)     1 Loss

10th Place(tied)    13-14     Lora            11th Place(tied)     2 Losses

13th Place*         10-17     Rebecca         13th Place*          3 Losses

I have to give it to Boise State for playing one hell of a game.  I am still shocked.

By the way did you notice that Agent Ryals is the only person with single digit losses.

11 People (including me) picked Louisville for the Orange Bowl tomorrow.

Related Links:

Total Pot:  $13.00

First Place (80%):  $10.40

Second Place (10%):  $1.30

Thirteenth Place (10%):  $1.30


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